ohhh im so microwave safe im so fucking microwave safe please put me in the microwave
been having a rough time lately but the queen dying will fix me
i just threw my antidepressants into the river!
unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite









